Lincoln's Ass is HOT

i work at a discount bookstore chain, and we price the publisher overstock that we get at a centralized warehouse. everything in the warehouse gets priced and tracked with a barcode label, and a portion of the title gets printed on the label... but there is only so much room... we get some interesting titles in the bargain... i save the funniest labels:

"Fighting Cock" (fighting cockpits-- a calendar of airplane cockpit photos)

"Creative Wipe" (i think this was a kids workbook or something)

"Wine Made Sim" (only funny since my work title is SIM--Store Inventory Manager)

"Pope Action" (HOT Pope on Pope Action!)

"Cook'n With P" (I think that the P was for Pillsbury)

"God Calling"

"Fish Tank Son" (fish tank sonata, a weird art/photo book)

"Seven Drunken" (maybe a Kung Fu DVD?)

"Hip Hop Ho" (this series for young girls called Bratz... full title was "Hip Hop Hot")

"Messiah-Jew" (a software game called Messiah and it was in a jewel case)

"Holly Moneyho" but she was still only $1.98

"Lincoln's Ass" (the classic that we fall back on week after week. shortened from "Lincoln's Assassins". Every joke at the warehouse comes back to Lincoln's Ass... "The History of Farting really blew out Lincoln's Ass")